Purple Sausage Cowboys' Ranch

Well, we're guessing that you're ready, otherwise you wouldn't be here. So, for the second time "sit back and enjoy" !

We'd like you to meet Juicy, our mascott. You'll be hearing from him quite a lot in this site. He'll be giving you tips about how to use our website and he'll mutter a few quotes from time to time. So watch what he says for the best Purple Sausage Experience.

This is Shemp, our dog. Unfortunately, he's Juicy's arch-enemy. He'll compete with Juicy, trying to take the spotlight as best mascott. We'd make him our mascott, but he's not a purple sausage... Anyway, if you see him giving Juicy a hard time, don't worry. Juicy is a purple sausage after all. Oh, did we mention Juicy has rabies?

You can vote which mascott you like better to end the rivalry. Just send the mascott you like better to [email protected] and we'll hold a vote for the better mascott. You can start sending in your votes on September 25^th. Just remember, the truth is in your hands, and only you can prevent Shemp from RULING THE RANCH!!!

Now that all the introductions have been made and you know all of the Ranch Dudes, You can go to one of our lovely sections:

You don't have to pay attention to this paragraph. It's just a test to see if you trust us. Now, to pass the test you have to NOT push this button. Only you can decide if you trust us or not...

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